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77 Myths of Venerable Magik cover

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1I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt
1:54
2Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
1:31
3How to Get Signed
0:57
4Social Media Death Metal
2:58
5I’m Pretty Cool Myself
0:27
6Jump the Heck Up
1:45
7Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival
0:45
8Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers
3:26
9Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night
1:09
10My Elf Ears Melted in My Car
0:05
11Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
2:22
12At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
0:06
13Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
0:06
14Don’t Tempt Me Frodo!
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15Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative
0:34
16Venom Enema
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17The Frozen One Awaits
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18Beefcakes Without Borders
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19Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
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20The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
0:08
21Mamma’s Selling a Line 6
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22Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel
0:03
23The Gate of No Return
0:03
24The Noise Gate of No Return
0:04
25My Former Life as a Poser
0:04
26Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
0:03
27Diesel Boner
0:05
28Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??
0:05
29Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
0:21
30How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel
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31Freebasing Cringe
0:03
32I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective
0:07
33Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell
0:12
34Catfishing Viper
0:03
35Cognitive Ball Therapy
0:03
36Researching the Legality of Cannibalism
0:07
37Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
0:06
38Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City
0:12
39Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
0:09
40Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?”
0:09
41Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage
0:05
42Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
2:10
43Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
0:04
44Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
0:06
45Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)
0:10
46Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
0:11
47The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
0:04
48Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus
0:07
49And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
0:05
50Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young
0:04
51Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
0:06
52You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning
0:05
53Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)
0:05
54Ancient Sword of the Meth King
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55I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win
0:06
56Successfully Cyberbullied a Child
0:04
57Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
1:33
58Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)?
0:03
59Aerosmith by Choice
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60Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
0:10
61That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat
0:06
62Jackhammer Dildo
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63Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
0:08
64An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys
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65Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)
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66Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle
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67Larry Is Bald
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68Cum Ghost
0:03
69The House That Beef Built
0:03
70Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists
0:06
71Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
0:06
72A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
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73I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
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74A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”
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75Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
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76If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook
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77Eno-Pilled
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