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East Bound and Down To Hell: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1 cover

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1William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go
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2I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves
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3Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again
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4What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
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5Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee
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6I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain
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7I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
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8Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee"
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9Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better
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10Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss
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11Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again!
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12Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order LSD
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13Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu
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14Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews
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15Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
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16Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control
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17Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
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183 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
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19Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field
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20I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight
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21Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics
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22I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars!
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23100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
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24A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi
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25Taco Bell Sponsorship
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26Larry David Sex Tape
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27Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby
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28Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records
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29Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper
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30Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me
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31I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea
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32Adam Sandler but With a British Accent
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33Spiderman’s Balls
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34Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza
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35Take It Easy by the Eagles
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36Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy
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37God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God
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38I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown
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39Double Click Here to See Magic
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40Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army
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41Ask Me About Burst Pipes
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42Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee
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43My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
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44Subway Sandwiches Buffet
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45A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads
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46I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This)
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47Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
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48A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots
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49All Bald People Are Skinheads
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50I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
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51A Vegetable Called Jetpack
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52Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
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53Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
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54I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
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55Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song
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56I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic
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57Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store
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58If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
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59Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out”
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60Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State
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61Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases
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62“Cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a LA “Thug Life”
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63Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny
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64Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me
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65I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse
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66Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “The Big Lebrowski”
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67Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work
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689/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets
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69Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon
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